Friday, March 23, 2007

YAHWEH PREFERS HAIRLESS BOYS

Entire religious movements have been triggered, or justified, by individual Bible-verses.

Thus, the story of Jacob and Esau could reassure pederast priests that their longing for males without body hair, is, well, God-like.


Maybe not too big a deal, except Jacob was renamed “Israel.”

Sooner or later genome mapping stuff will be able to tell us, in those days, were the Israelites less hairy than their neighbors?

Read a fun take on the founding of Israel, Bears: God Hates You, on sfwillie’s blog.

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