Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Sunday, July 22, 2007

COWABUNGA!

Geronimo Cuevas was arrested for misdemeanor sex charges in an outdoor “tearoom.”

A tearoom is a public place where men go for anonymous sex with each other. Apparently the danger involved is a sexual stimulant.

The department said that the parking lot and trail areas near Pirates Cove, which is close to Avila Beach, have a history of sexual solicitation problems. Deputies are periodically sent there to monitor the area.

Such activities and arrests are nothing unusual. I once knew a guy in L.A. who was getting arrested in the same tearoom (toilet in North Hollywoood park) once or twice a year.

The reason Geronimo’s arrest made the news is he’s a Catholic priest.

So, (if the allegations are true) Father Cuevas a little pervy, not a big deal, but he’s a goddamned hypocrite, which IS a big deal.

Pathetic detail from the story in SanLuisObispo.com:

When he was booked into County Jail on Wednesday, Cuevas stated he was unemployed and lived in Las Vegas, said Sheriff’s Department spokesman Sgt. Brian Hascall.

It’s unclear why the priest listed himself as a Las Vegas resident when the diocese and church acknowledged he was serving at St. Joseph’s.


Judging from the Church’s reaction below, Father Cueves’ assertion of unemployment was not so much incorrect as premature, almost prescient.

The diocese released a terse written statement Friday afternoon, saying Cuevas was placed on administrative leave and “no longer has any faculties to function as a priest.”


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Saturday, June 9, 2007

GAY PRIESTS

The most disturbing article I’ve read since starting Jesuit Watch appeared on the blog Clerical Whispers.

The Gay Priest Problem, discusses (and criticizes) the persistence of homosexual activity by and among American Catholic priests and seminarians. It comes out swinging. In the second paragraph it references a Kansas City Star report:

The death rate of priests from AIDS is at least four times that of the general population, the newspaper said. Kansas City Bishop Raymond Boland says the AIDS deaths show that priests are human.

This is something I never really thought about—gay priests and seminarians who engage in anal intercourse should use condoms, just like the rest of us.

If you’re one of those who think the whole celibacy thing is creepy, this article explains why your skin sort of crawls.

The author is attacking the Catholic hierarchy hard, but from the right, as in this bare-knuckle passage:

From almost all sides one heard the complaint “Why doesn't somebody do something?” Why not indeed.

A large part of the answer is implicit in the remarkable response to the situation tendered by Bishop Boland. To aver that a priest shows he is human by dying of AIDS is to say either that yielding to this sort of temptation is something that might happen to any normal person or that it is somehow natural to our human state to engage in acts of passive consensual sodomy, from which the resultant infection takes its predictable course.


The author’s solution to this problem is to purge the clergy of all homosexuals and all who support gay sex in any way.

The solution proposed by Jesuit Watch is for the Catholic Church to completely revamp its sexual morality. [Catholic sexual morality would make sense if humans had the sex drive of pandas.]

Clerical Whispers estimates the number of gay priests at shocking levels.

Gay priests themselves—who, though admittedly partisan, admittedly also have unique access to the facts—commonly assure us that they are legion within the priesthood in general and well-represented even among bishops.

Obviously, they have an interest in exaggerating their numbers—for both psychological and political reasons. But the Kansas City Star series mentioned above notes that, of 26 novices who entered the Missouri Province of the Jesuit order in 1967 and 1968, only seven were eventually ordained priests. Of these seven, three have (to date) died of AIDS, and a fourth is an openly gay priest now working as an artist in New York.


Later, the author proposes specific steps. Talk about a hard-ass:

Restore simplicity to priestly life. Physical comfort is the oxygen that feeds the fires of homosexual indulgence. Cut it off.

When you enter a rectory, take a look at the liquor cabinet, the videos, the wardrobe, the slick magazines, and ask yourself, “Do I get the impression that the man who lives here is in the habit of saying no to himself?” If the answer is negative, the chances are that his life of chastity is in disorder as well. It goes without saying that reforming bishops should lead by example in this department and not simply exhort.


I believe it was J Sobrino, S.J., who scoffed at the idea of theology being written in air conditioned rooms.

Recently I mentioned this article to a lady (Lutheran) in my tennis group. “Oh,” she exclaimed, “my husband spent a year in a Paulist seminary. He said it’s all gay.”

Her kids went to St Ignatius, my alma, “but the Jesuits teach contraception,” she assured me.

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Friday, April 13, 2007

HIT A NERVE?


Apologies are flying at St Joseph’s University, according to this story from KYW Newsradio.

KYW's Ian Bush reports officials at St. Joseph's University are apologizing for the April Fool's parody edition of the student paper, which called Cardinal Rigali "gay" and compared Jesuits to Nazis.

I guess the students hit a nerve.

University president Fr. Timothy Lannon, expressed regret to the Archdiocese:

"He has apologized to the Cardinal personally, and it's my understanding that the editor-in-chief of The Hawk will also be personally sending an apology to the Cardinal."

Lannon apologized because the Cardinal isn’t gay? Or because it’s impolite to bring the subject up? And if he's celibate, what difference does it make?

A man who is secure in his sexuality and in his authority should be able to roll with these kinds of punches.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

GAY CATHOLIC KIDS, READ THIS:

Gay sex is NOT sinful. Prejudice against gay people IS sinful.

According to a recent N.Y. Times story, a Jesuit theologian has been condemned for these and other pro-sex views of Catholic doctrine.



The theologian, Daniel C. Maguire, teaches religious ethics at Marquette University, a Jesuit institution in Milwaukee. He is a 75-year-old former priest and a prolific writer, educated at the prestigious Gregorian University in Rome, who has been challenging Catholic teaching on sexuality for years.

One of the two pamphlets in question is available free on-line, A Catholic Defense of Same Sex Marriage, which includes, of course, a defense of same-sex sex.

The Catholic Church is beginning to rediscover what it once knew; that not all persons are heterosexual, that many people are homosexual and that this is just fine. In the past, the Church accepted homosexuality more openly and even had liturgies to celebrate same sex unions. There was a recognition that different sexual orientations are clearly part of God's plan for creation-some people are heterosexual and some are homosexual-this is the way God made us and we have no right to criticize God.

The basic issue is can there be multiple Catholic views. The bishops and the pope say that there is only one Catholic view—theirs. As a Hitler Youth, pope Ratzinger was taught that homosexuality was bad. Hitler sent gay people to concentration camps. Ratzinger’s position hasn’t changed, except Ratzinger sends gay people to hell.


Maguire argues that to condemn homosexuality is as silly, but more harmful, than condemning the eating of shellfish. He cites other theologians who agree that gay sex is ok.

The Catholic Church directly contributes to the suicides of gay youth every day by teaching that gay sex gets hell. Professor Maguire states what is obvious to us gay people, that anti-gay prejudice is a sin.

In addition to teaching, Maguire runs a group called The Religious Consultation-on population, reproductive health, and ethics. Their home page is here.

Jesuit Watch congratulates the Society of Jesus for its continued support of Professor Maguire’s academic freedom.


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Friday, March 23, 2007

YAHWEH PREFERS HAIRLESS BOYS

Entire religious movements have been triggered, or justified, by individual Bible-verses.

Thus, the story of Jacob and Esau could reassure pederast priests that their longing for males without body hair, is, well, God-like.


Maybe not too big a deal, except Jacob was renamed “Israel.”

Sooner or later genome mapping stuff will be able to tell us, in those days, were the Israelites less hairy than their neighbors?

Read a fun take on the founding of Israel, Bears: God Hates You, on sfwillie’s blog.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

NUDITY


Nudity was a big deal to the writers of Genesis. Embarrassment at their nakedness is the only immediate effect of Adam and Eve eating the apple.

Before they ate:

Gen 2:25
The man and his wife were both naked, yet they felt no shame.


After they ate the apple:

Gen 3:7
Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized that they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made loincloths for themselves.

Gen 3:9-10
The LORD God then called to the man and asked him, "Where are you?" He answered, "I heard you in the garden; but I was afraid, because I was naked, so I hid myself."

This is at the very beginning of Judeo-Christian tradition. The writers assumed that embarrassment regarding nakedness was universal, and that it somehow involved good and evil.

How does this apply to nudists? The instances in which I’ve enjoyed nudism are fondly remembered. There’s a physical and emotional sensation that I find pleasant. There’s nothing particularly sexual about it. Many will tell you a bikini is more sexually provocative than full nudity.

This old young man pictured above would have trouble relating to Genesis. The picture comes from the website of the Forest Hills [nudist] Club. Given the range of offerings on the web, a person with prurient intent wouldn't be going to their site.

There was sex weirdness from the start.
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Thursday, March 8, 2007

CALLING DR. MENGELE

Jesuit Father Gianfranco Ghirlanda says the Church needs to use the psychological sciences to help weed out homosexual candidates from the priesthood. What a moron! I’m sorry, what I meant to say is that Father Ghirlanda could possibly be mistaken. (CNS story here.)

When this guy Ghirlanda gets to the “individual judgment” and the sin of employment discrimination comes up, he’ll be pleading incompetence and stupidity.

The stupidity defense works well with Yahweh (we’re told). The problem is God doesn’t like to hear this defense from the Jesuits. They’re supposed to be smart. It’s like the Puerto Rican and the Jew.

Once I overheard two members of my softball team arguing. One was an older, crusty, Puerto Rican ex-junkie from Spanish Harlem, the other a fussbudget young Jewish kid from the suburbs. At one point Izzy got exasperated and said, “Scott, you’re the first dumb Jew I ever met.”

So Father Ghirlanda wants to use science-based health care professionals to assist the Church in discriminating against homosexuals in employment. No can do.

The underlying assumption is that vows are more likely to be broken by homosexuals than by heterosexuals. Can anyone spell lol?

Then Father Ghirlanda mentions transitory versus deep-seated homosexual tendencies. I’ve been gay all my life, I’ve been gay longer than the average person on earth has been alive, and I have never heard this distinction. It sounds like something dreamed up in a steamy seminary dormroom to justify “just one more time.”

I aver that all competent psychology professionals in the industrialized world agree:

1) Sexual orientation is involuntary and unmanipulable.

2) Sexual orientation is a predictor only of sex partner choice.

3) To impute any moral, or psychological, or functional deficiency to anyone based on their perceived sexual orientation is scientifically unjustifiable.

4) To discriminate against homosexuals in employment is a violation of human rights.

5) For a practitioner to assist in a process that identifies homosexuals so that they can be discriminated against is a gross violation of medical ethics.

So, Father Ghirlanda’s idea is a non-starter. Any psychologist who would assist such a program is either a crackpot or someone with dark personal motives. Either way, the outcome will be a botch.

The Church is going to get the same crappy candidates for the priesthood that they’ve always been getting until they allow females and married people to be priests.

For a young man to vow to never have sex for the rest of his life makes as much sense as the same young man vowing never to drink orange juice. Like, why?

The vow of celibacy itself selects for weirdos, as discussed in “Celibacy Math.”

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

A MARRIAGE "ACT"

We were taught that Mary, mother of Jesus, is, was, and always will be a virgin. When pressed, priests told us that, yes, to this day Mary’s hymen is intact.

This means that Mary and Joseph were never really married, that is, they never performed the marriage act.

The sacrament of matrimony is performed by the couple involved. Sexual intercourse, “the marriage act”, is itself the sacrament. According to this definition Joseph and Mary were never married.

So, the fake marriage of Joseph and Mary was a cover-up, it was a lie designed to hide the fact that Jesus was illegitimate.

During his lifetime, Jesus presented himself as the son of Joseph and Mary. Then, after he’s dead, we’re told that Jesus was the son of Mary and God. Of course, duplicity is part of the divine repertoire. Yahweh’s approval of Jacob’s swindle sets the standard.

This kind of fakery doesn’t seem too God-like to me. It smells kind of human.

Absurd dogma serves as a filter, sort of like an IQ test, for admission to the Catholic Church. It’s like the zen student being asked “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” Most of us respond with dismissal—“Stupid question.” But some (lower IQ) initiates will stop and stroke their little goatees and muse, “What IS the sound of one hand clapping?”

“The mother with the intact hymen,” serves the same purpose. It weeds out the skeptics so they won’t taint the pool of the more “promising” candidates. In this way the Church identifies the “lambs” to be fed, and fleeced.

Another amusing aspect to the story is the notion that St Joseph was chaste. Not only did he refrain from intercourse with his sham-wife, Mary, he never had a voluntary orgasm. I guess the only discharge of semen Joseph ever experienced was nocturnal emissions.

Was there ever a knowing look in Mary’s eye when at bedtime she wished her husband, “Sweet dreams”?

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

REV JACOBSON'S EXCUSE

According to a deposition cited in this Anchorage Daily News story, Rev James Jacobson, S.J. couldn’t pay for the support of his four children because he needed the money for prostitutes.

Now that the Reverend is retired, he can revisit the mid-370s of Baltimore Catechism #2.

373. Q. What is the seventh Commandment?
A. The seventh Commandment is: Thou shalt not steal.

374. Q. What are we commanded by the seventh Commandment?
A. By the seventh Commandment we are commanded to give to all men what belongs to them and to respect their property.

377. Q. Are we obliged to repair the damage we have unjustly caused?
A. We are bound to repair the damage we have unjustly caused.


As we’ve seen with five U.S. dioceses seeking the protection of civil bankruptcy to avoid such obligations, question 377 is a tough one for the Church.

San Diego diocese needs the money for its “mission and ministries.” Father Jacobson needed the money for prostitutes. From the victims’ point of view, it’s all the same thing.

It’s darkly humorous for us to see dogma twisted to fit self interest, but there’s plenty of pain for the people involved.

Overlooked in this kind of story, because of the sensational sex interest, is the utter failure of pastoral duty, not high falutin’ moral duty, but job-description type duty

Prostitution, for most women, is a necessity not a preference. Prostitution always has the overlay of economic exploitation. Prostitutes frequently have given up on life and suffer in hopelessness.

When a minister of the lord encounters a prostitute, his job is to offer assistance, not to ask, “How much?”
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Saturday, March 3, 2007

Premise: A JESUIT DILEMMA


The story idea below is suggested by a post in Idle Speculation about an important Jesuit missionary to China. The suggestive paragraph:

Michael Alphonsus Shen Fu-Tsung was born of Chinese Christian parents and came to Europe at the instigation of Father Philip Couplet, Procurator of the China Jesuits in Rome. After leaving Macao in 1681 they traveled together in Italy, France and England. Shen Fu-Tsung left England in 1688 for Lisbon where he entered the Society of Jesus. He died near Mozambique on his way back to China in 1691.

Story Premise

A present day Jesuit priest whose specialty is comparative literature discovers a “lost” cache of poetry, written in the 17th Century, that rivals the very best French verse of that period. The publication of these poems would set French literary criticism on it’s ear, and earn our Jesuit Priest much secular validation.

Not to mention that they are extremely beautiful works of art.

One hitch, the poems are written by Father Philip Couplet, S.J., and they are love poems. They are written to the young Michael Alphonsus, the beautiful Chinese young man pictured above.

What should our young Jesuit priest do with his discovery?

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

JESUITS TO PAY $5M FOR SEX?

According to the plaintiff in this story, two Jesuits molested her and she wants a cool five mil. This seems like a lot to ask the faithful to pay for their priests to have sex.

While I don’t necessarily advocate or condemn commercial sexual interactions, there is such a thing as prostitution, there is also unfortunately child prostitution.

I point this out only to say that it's possible to determine the fair market value of various sex acts. My guess is if you take all the Church's victim pay-outs and divide them by the fair market value of the sex acts involved you’ll find that the Church is paying way too much for it’s priest’s sexual activities.
This might seem like a strange way to analyze the situation, but, come on, we're all grown ups here.

It would be cheaper for the laity, who support these shenanigans, to set up priest accounts with local pimps and brothels. I mean, just from a resource stewardship point of view.
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Friday, February 23, 2007

SEX LAWS

Yesterday, a Bishop was quoted using the Anna Nicole tragedy as an object lesson to advocate for more restrictive marriage and sex laws.

Check out my view of this, The Vulture Wore Silk, on sfwillie’s blog.

Along the same line, view a perspective on gay adoption, Kinderen voor Kinderen, also on sfwillie’s blog.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

FATHER DEADBEAT, S.J.

It’s refreshing to be reminded that not all priestly vow-breaking involves young boys.

A recent report casts Rev. James Jacobson, S.J., and by extension the Company itself, as a deadbeat dad, refusing to support the children he fathered.

Apparently “the Reverend” was bringing Jesus to the beautiful artistic Yupik people in the Yukon. Below see some of their masks and couture. The masks, even with such heavy juju, couldn’t fend off the Jesuits.


Heck, they’re only aborigines.

ABORIGINIES, n.
Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
Ambrose Bierce, Devil’s Dictionary


Paternity is not in question. The issue is who will pay and how much. The Society decided that in this case Jesus wanted them to act like any other civil litigant. Just because you’re Catholic doesn’t mean you can’t pull all the legal tricks at your disposal.


The story in the Seattle Times says that DNA tests determined that Jacobson was the father of two boys (at least). The costly tests would have been done only if Jacobson had denied paternity.



The deadbeat Rev Jacobson pleads poverty. The deadbeat Jesuit Order says, Not our responsibility.

However it works out, I’m sure it’s AMDG.

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