Tuesday, February 27, 2007

JESUITS TO PAY $5M FOR SEX?

According to the plaintiff in this story, two Jesuits molested her and she wants a cool five mil. This seems like a lot to ask the faithful to pay for their priests to have sex.

While I don’t necessarily advocate or condemn commercial sexual interactions, there is such a thing as prostitution, there is also unfortunately child prostitution.

I point this out only to say that it's possible to determine the fair market value of various sex acts. My guess is if you take all the Church's victim pay-outs and divide them by the fair market value of the sex acts involved you’ll find that the Church is paying way too much for it’s priest’s sexual activities.
This might seem like a strange way to analyze the situation, but, come on, we're all grown ups here.

It would be cheaper for the laity, who support these shenanigans, to set up priest accounts with local pimps and brothels. I mean, just from a resource stewardship point of view.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nun convents are free of charge ...

The point here is: Is it safe sex?
Safe sex is expensive, although 1 dollar condoms are prohibited to the popish.

I remember that in the Civil war in Spain last century these babies where used for sacrifice in underground corridors under monastries.

If there is a cure against AIDS, these jesuits will have stolen the cure again, NEEDED A LOT!